February 2009
1 post
Plugged
For Valentine’s Day, I’m buying you earplugs.
Not just because everyone needs some respite from my incessant blathering, but also because I snore.
Snoring may not seem like the worst of my vices. After all, I talk too much, I’m extremely overweight, I walk too slowly, I’m horribly indecisive, I cry too easily; the list goes on.
But see, even though you’re far...